Shouts fill the bars, and rounds of Guinness beers are passed around as crowds of green fans rush parade barriers to see the dancing leprechauns. Traditionally a religious Irish holiday, St. Patrick’s Day has turned into a worldwide phenomenon of pinching.

The 2003 romantic comedy, “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days,” revolves around ad executive Benjamin Barry betting that he can make any woman fall in love with him, while magazine writer Andie Anderson is dedicated to getting real-life experience for her article on how to lose a guy. But does this actually work? It just might through my 10 steps to help you find your perfect partner at college!

Class after class, assignment after assignment, college students spend their days bearing the frigid cold and chatting with friends. After a day’s work, a quick change into familiar sweatpants welcomes the start of the ritual bed rot. Texts later, and they’re swiping across screens to open their usual app, only to be interrupted by an aggressive pop-up, 

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