Your Astrological Cocktail

Lesley Brey

Reporter

Between the elections, the pandemic, Thanksgiving and the threat of having to see our extended families again, we could all use a drink. Here is the best cocktail cure for whatever is giving you grief this month; it’s written in the stars!

Scorpio, October 23- November 22: Mulled Wine

Happy Birthday, Scorpio! Celebrate with a mature mulled wine, it perfectly fits your debonair style and personality.

 ⅓ Bottle of red wine

½ Orange sliced in rounds

2 Whole cloves

1 tsp. Cinnamon

1 oz Brandy

Honey to taste

Star anise for garnish

Simmer on low heat for 10 minutes and serve warm for best flavor.

Original Recipe: Lauren Miyashiro, Delish.com

 

Sagittarius, November 23- December 22: Maple Bourbon Old-Fashioned

A fresh seasonal twist on a classic drink is in your future Sagittarius. Sit back, kick your feet up and enjoy.

2 tsp. Maple Syrup

1 tsp. Water

1 dash Bitters

1 Orange peel or ½ tsp orange juice

2 oz Bourbon

Cherry for garnish 

Stir over ice, topping with bourbon and cherry.

Original Recipe: Candace Braun Davison, Delish.com

 

Capricorn, December 23- January 22: Pumpkin Spice White Russians

You’re straight forward and no-nonsense, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy a little flavor sometimes. The pumpkin spice really elevates this White Russian, but don’t worry, no one can see the difference.

2 oz Vodka

1 oz Kahlua

1 ½ oz Pumpkin spice creamer

Rim glass with graham cracker crumbs if you’re feeling fancy; serve over ice.

Original Recipe: Candace Braun Davison, Delish.com

 

Aquarius, January 23- February 22: Pear & Thyme Fizz

Just like you, Aquarius, this drink is innovative and fresh. It takes a little waiting, but all the good things in life do.

5 ½ oz Apple Juice

⅓ Bottle of Champagne, preferably pear flavored

2 oz Orange flavored Liqueur

4 sprigs of Thyme

Thinly sliced pear for garnish

Stir together everything but the champagne, then refrigerate for 2-4 hours. Add champagne and discard thyme before serving.

Original Recipe: Camille Styles, Camillestyles.com

 

Pisces, February 23- March 22: Caramel Apple Martini

This simple martini will be the perfect aesthetic addition to your Instagram feed, signaling to the world that you are in the full fall spirit. It also tastes good, but that’s just a side benefit really.

2 oz Apple cider

2 oz Caramel vodka

1 oz Butterscotch schnapps 

Apple slice for garnish

Best shaken, rim glass with brown sugar for full effect.

Original Recipe: Michael Wurm, Inspiredbycharm.com

 

Aries, March 23- April 22: Drunken Pumpkin Latte

Bold Aries, what could be a better combination for you than coffee and alcohol? That’s right, there isn’t anything better! Enjoy responsibly.

1 ½ cup Boiling water

2 tbsp espresso powder

2 tbsp Sugar

1 tsp Pumpkin spice

5 oz Rumchata

3 oz Pumpkin pie vodka

Whip cream for garnish

Stir together, rim glass with more sugar and pumpkin spice.

Original Recipe: Laura Rege, Delish.com

 

Taurus, April 23- May 22: Cranberry Mule

Taurus, you appreciate the finer things in life. This mule makes it easy with all the trappings of sophistication and none of the hassle.

2 oz Cranberry juice

2 oz Vodka

2 oz Lime Juice

3 oz Ginger beer

A handful of fresh or frozen cranberries for garnish

Combine over ice.

Original Recipe: Candace Braun Davison, Delish.com

 

Gemini, May 23- June 22: Apple Pie on the Rocks

It’s a pie; it’s a beverage; it’s perfect for you, double natured Gemini. Have your cake and drink it too.

2 oz Caramel vodka

2 oz Cinnamon whiskey

1 oz Vanilla citrus liqueur

8 oz Apple cider

Cinnamon stick to garnish

Stir together, rim with brown sugar if you’re in the mood to.

Original Recipe: Chelsea, Galonamission.com 

 

Cancer, June 23- July 22: Cranberry Mimosa 

This bubbly beverage is perfect for you, sentimental Cancer. It’s simple, sweet and seasonal.

4 oz Sweetened Cranberry Juice

½ bottle champagne 

Fresh cranberries and rosemary sprigs for garnish

Mix cranberry juice and champagne at a one-one ratio. Skewer cranberries with a toothpick then thread with rosemary sprig. 

Original Recipe: Lindsay Funston, Delish.com

 

Leo, July 23- August 22: Bourbon Apple Cider

Nothing is more quintessentially fall than apple cider, so what better way to enjoy it than boozy? Get as fancy as you dare!

4 oz Apple cider

2 oz Bourbon

Orange slice and rosemary sprig for garnish

Best shaken, rim glass with sugar and cinnamon

Original Recipe: Rachael White, Setthetableblog.com

 

Virgo, August 23- September 22: Spiced Pear Gin Cocktail

This is a classy drink for a classy person. Virgo, this is quite literally the prettiest drink on this list.

3 oz Gin

2 oz Pear Juice

1 ½ oz Spiced pear liqueur 

1 oz Lemon Juice

Bitters to taste

Pear slices and thyme to garnish

Best shaken with ice, then strained over ice. Top with pear and thyme

Original Recipe: Michael Wurm, Inspiredbycharm.com

 

Libra, September 23- October 22:  Mudslide

Sad that you’re another year older? Nothing like a delicious mudslide to make you feel like a grown-up little kid, or at the very least, tipsy.

4 oz Vodka

2 oz Kahlua 

2 oz Bailey’s 

2 oz Heavy cream

Best shaken with ice. Strain into chocolate swirled glass.

Original Recipe: Makinze Gore, Delish.com

Lesley Brey - Reporter

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